The Funniest Real Apartment Reviews We’ve Seen

Residents say the darndest things!  Sometimes reading the absurdity, silliness, and brutal honesty found in apartment reviews is the highlight of my day.  Who knew apartment reviews were such a goldmine of internet humor?

If you need a break from the daily grind – and a giggle or two, check out these real apartment reviews below!  All identities have been hidden to protect the innocent (and the not-so-innocent).

“Apartment staff is professional and attentive, whether you live there yet or not.  They aren’t rude, and they don’t creep you out like other apartment staff’s can.”
Cheers to not being creepy you anonymous apartment community in Dallas!

“It’s like dating a 7.”
Hmmm…I think that is a good thing, right?  Meets expectations, predictable and comfortable, but just good looking enough to make your friends wonder who got the better deal.

“I love the society and the ambiance. A nice and tranquilized place to stay in.”
Fiends shouldn’t let friends drink and write real apartment reviews.

“It’s like college but with no books or class.”
Good to know!  A perfect community for those recent grads who are not quite ready to completely enter the real world.

“Just another apartment.”
Ouch!  This place needs some tips on delivering a great customer experience.

“The staff is beautiful, but they could use a few classes in customer service and professionalism.”
Reminds me a bit of Miss Utah’s unfortunate response to her question from judge Nene Leakes during the 2013 Miss USA pageant.

“Replace those old faded green ‘butt ugly’ signs on the entrance gate. Makes the place look a bit ghetto.”  –AND-  “Safe place, non ghetto.”
Concern of ghetto-ness seems to be a theme in this real apartment review. But I’m guessing this says more about the surrounding area than the apartment complex itself.

“Advice: careful leaving/entering your apartment at 11:33 pm and 2:45 am!”
Contrary to what you might suspect, this reviewer is not concerned about security.  He is simply letting people know what time the sprinklers spray the sidewalks.

“Don’t even think about it applying here if you have ever been arrested.”
I can’t make up anything better than some of these real apartment reviews.

“Sometimes there is a guy that rides a horse around…that’s kind of funny.”
At least we know if the reviewer finds it funny, the guy is most likely doing a good job of cleaning up behind his pet, right?

Misty Sanford
Social Insight Thought Leader
Renter’s Voice

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